My brother: All the new Star Wars characters have stupid names. They don’t roll of the tongue like George Lucas’s did.
Me: Surely Bib Fortuna…
My brother: You’ve got me there. The EU always had crap names: I mean, Mitth’raw’nuruodo–
Me: How dare you pick on my beautiful blueberry boy Thrawn! Really, the nerve of some people…
Tell your brother he pronounced my name incorrectly.