Thrawn can (and will) eat 4 pints of ice cream and not gain a single pound






it’s canon folks i don’t make the rules

It’s true. My favorite flavor is butter pecan with cinnamon. Unless my followers have other ideas?

If there was an intergalactic Bax’n’Jori’s, Thrawn’s favourite ice cream flavour would be Thigh Destroyer (cookies and cream ice cream with smashed oreos and m&ms) or Caramera (salted caramel white choc ice cream with raspberry swirls that look like Chimaera tails) or Ysaltameri (salted caramel ice cream with salted cashews and peanuts and swirls of salted caramel). Also, he hates Death by ChocStar (choc mint ice cream with wafer exhaust ports smashed in), incidently this is tarkin’s favourite flavour.

Why not Blueberry Uj Cake Graham Ice Cream? 


Eli Vanto – Space Cinnamon Roll (burnt sugar and cinnamon ice cream with praline.

Director Krennic- Home Sweet Death Star (vanilla icecream with choc chips)

Darth Vader – Dark Lord (dark chocolate icecream with glacé cherries and a secret swirl of vanilla in the middle)

Anakin Skywalker – Oh worm? (Rich caramel ice cream with chopped up sour gummy worms)

Ahsoka Tano – Katana-O (salty caramel ice cream with two kitkat sticks sticking out. One gummy worm)

Obi wan Kenobi – Old Ben (the purest vanilla ice cream in existence. Fior di latte)

Yoda – Yo, duh (pistachio ice cream with two Hershey’s kisses for ears)

Mace Windu – Out da Windu (taro flavour ice cream with sugar snaps)

Chancellor Palpatine – the Supreme (red velvet cake flavour with one of those fancy spiral wafer sticks)

alternatively Dewit (caramel ice cream with literal salt poured all over it)

Darth Sidious – Unlimited Powaaaah!!!! (The purest dark chocolate icecream covered in pop rocks)

Thrawn – Chiss Poetry (blueberry flavour ice cream with goji berries and a sprinkling of icing sugar)

Are you the ice cream man?

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