Grand Admiral Thrawn: You better stand down right now, because I have a secret weapon!

Luke Skywalker: What would that be?

Grand Admiral Thrawn: This! *holds up a ysalamiri*

Luke Skywalker: That is the dumbest secret weapon of all time.

Pellaeon: Prepare to die!

[a stormtroopers misinterprets that and throws a ysalamiri at Luke]

Rukh: I know that’s not what they’re for, but I’m actually really impressed it went that far.

*cocks ysalamiri’s tail* Say hello to my little friend

The Ysalamiri Veterinarian will LOVE this… @savetheysalamiri

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