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literatecephalopod:

getthrawnin:

Problems with the Force and Force Users?

Sith are uncontrollable?

Behavioral irregularities?

Clouded erratic thought patterns?

Perhaps…

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Contraindications include, but not limited to:

Diarrhea, Sore Throat from Force Choke, Susceptibility to Lightning, Clumsy Lightsaber Battle, Dementia, Less Hate, Telekinesis Inability.

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Subsidiary of:

I will take two hundred.

Did you click the link, @literatecephalopod? http://bit.ly/Esty77 

Talk to @savetheysalamiri – better on Twitter @Dark_Side_Baker

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