You are now about to witness the strength of the UR knowledge
Straight outta Csilla, crazy motherfucker named Mitth’raw’nuruodo
From the place called Chiss With Attitudes
When I’m called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that’s how I’m goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that’s showin out
Chiss start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
with a gat that’s pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain’t no tellin when I’m down for a jack move
Here’s a murder rap to keep yo dancin
with a crime record like Charl’esma’nson
E-11 is the tool
Don’t make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I’m knockin Chiss out tha box, daily
yo weekly, monthly and yearly
until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
that I’m down with the capital Capsala
Boy you can’t fuck with me
So when I’m in your neighborhood, you better duck
Coz Mitth’raw’nuruodo is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I’m stompin
but when I come back, boy, I’m comin straight outta Csilla!
So, I realized something while rewatching The Force Awakens today… The map to Luke Skywalker/The first Jedi temple was recovered from the archives of the Empire, Ahch-To is in the Unknown Regions, Thrawn was helping Palpatine map the Unknown Regions…. It’s incredibly likely that Thrawn was at least partially responsible for the creation of that map.
Oooooh I like this theory!
I have more: It’s been theorized that Snoke/his species are the danger in the Unknown Regions that Thrawn was trying to guard against. What if in some sort of epic final battle between the Chiss and the Snokeses, Thrawn almost killed Snoke and that’s the reason his head is all messed up?
(This is getting ridiculous but whatever)
So…. I drew a little thing to go with this theory…
Basically the story here is that Thrawn was killed in the Chiss-Snokeses war. He was heartbroken that his mission to protect the galaxy had failed and Snoke gained control, just as he’d feared. But there was a glimmer of hope. Thrawn was watching from whatever afterlife non-Force sensitives have, and he saw that the map he’d helped create was now rolling around in a little Resistance droid. If the map got to them, Thrawn knew that the Resistance would carry on his mission and save the galaxy from Snoke’s merciless and destructive rule. Plus, his map helped create the First Order, which is how Snoke got into the galaxy, so if his map was later used to take the First Order down, I think he’d feel that his mistake had been repaired.
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