These creatures you see on our backs are called Ysalamiri. They’re sessile, tree-dwelling creatures from a distant, third-rate planet, and they have an interesting and possibly unique ability- they push back the Force. A single Ysalamiri can occasionally create a bubble as large as ten meters across; a whole group of them reinforcing one anotherContinue reading

2015 Xenocentric Chauvinism

Your xenocentric chauvinism is no concern of mine. I care about performance and results, and your record is exemplary. I do not care about your petty bigotry. Understood? Oh, and Commander, if I ever find out that your bigotry is affecting your performance, I’ll have your carcass ejected with the next garbage load. Captain Thrawn andContinue reading “2015 Xenocentric Chauvinism”