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Ysalamiri were Force using creatures that create a neutralizing Force bubble where no Force User can exact the Force onto a non-Force sensitive. Grand Admiral THRAWN learned about these creatures that were arboreal and if removed they would die. But THRAWN discovered a way to remove the Ysalamiri from their trees and keep them alive to protect himself from Force Users.
There is no clear timeline when THRAWN made this discovery other than he did it. This short story is a mock documentary outlining how THRAWN did it.
Please read it and share your thoughts. The author created sock puppet Ysalamiri. Tell us what you think about these little guys. They’re cute aren’t they?
Short Story About Ysalamiri – The “Pets” of THRAWN
by “Dr. BB”
Notes and images received from a destroyed Imperial Base Camp on Myrkr – from the lead biologist:
"Have begun observation and documentation of the specimen as per Imperial orders.”
“All field workers are reminded to keep within a safe distance of 10 meters away and have no physical contact with specimen”
Static, blurred imagery and garbled transmission but we can most assuredly state that it is NOT Imperial scientists cooing over how cute the specimens are.
Field log resumes:
“We have re-evaluated the specimen and concluded that it is safe to observe the specimens from 5 meter away”
“We have again re-evaluated our distance requirements and have conclude it is safe to observe the creatures more closely to document their behavior as long as there is no physical contact.”
“It has been decided that it is allowed to let the specimen make physical contact with the researchers so long as the specimen initiates the contact.”
More static.
“We would remind researchers that specimens are not allowed in base camp.“
More static.
“We would also remind researchers that specimens are to be referred to by number and location grouping, except for Mr. Fuzzles and his family group.”
“We would like to remind all staff that efforts to develop a transport for specimens remains our primary goal. Please remain focused on our task at hand and stop posting videos of the specimens eating, playing, sleeping and displaying amusing behaviors to the base computer network unless it is part of ongoing behavioral assessments”
“All files on disk corrupted but recovered data points to comprehensive study of Ysalamiri vocalizations when given tummy rubs. Following files salvaged from remains of an astromech droid found at base camp.“
“Species has surpassed all expectation of potential domestication now that nutrient frame transports have been perfected. We expect an Imperial Inquistor’s arrival to oversee the transport of Mr. Fuzzle (see notes relating to mistaken pronoun and matriarchal family structures) to Coruscant for further studies. Truly this is a glorious day for the Empire and this wonderful discover will be enshrined in history for centuries to come. Isn’t that right, my witto snuggy-baby? Whooozza cutesy-wustey wittle wiggle-wooo? Yes, you are! Yeeees youuu are!!!”
Case file notes that on the arrival of the Inquistor, a surprise attack by rebels destroyed the field base and all personal where killed. No sign of the specimens was ever found. This image, however, was discovered encrypted in hidden file in the quarters of Inquisitor numerator unknown after his death following his death at the hands of Lothal insurgents.
Voice identification confirmed. “How could I possibly live with myself if anything happened to Mr. Fuzzle and family?”
This would have not happen if THRAWN was involved. The shuttle would have made it. Let’s show the Rebellion what war is all about…
(Source: https://www.youtube.com/)
Another way to get involved in the #GetThrawnIn (@ThrawnInRebels) Campaign. Each of these days, well will have an activity and you the fan can participate in each activity. It helps us with our campaign with the metrics we need to prove to Disney Lucasfilm how feasible is this idea is to them.
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Here is our issue with people who bash us, we are a legal business and that means we are driven by profit. We do not have time for personality conflicts or personal problems. Businesses cannot be driven by touchy feely and warm fuzzies. It is coming down to being serious due to payments in taxes and licenses and other activities.
So when we are harsh, there is a reason for it, we don’t have time to break through your walls of insecurity and beg you to help us. We are on the go. Because the above is what we have to deal with. That is outside the scope of roleplay. The owner decided that this is what we wanted to do with her life and she thought it would be a good idea that can be monetized and mean something great on the internet and social media. Sorry if you disagree with that, but that’s the motivation.
They diaper whiny babies are not allowed around us. Mature sophisticated people who want to create something great are. Not everyone can do what we do, we get that, there are other opportunities elsewhere. We will put you in touch with some of them, but this is what we do.
What the above email says is our Corellian Jedi (a concept made non-canon by Disney) T-shirts are removed due to Intellectual Property rights. Just words really, and some images. No one can OWN words unless they’re trademarked. Disney can trademark them because they have the money. The images…Yeah, harder to prove.
The questions is after 2 years of NOT selling (that’s the irony of this whole thing), did Redbubble decide it’s time to enact an IP claim by Disney?
Because DISNEY is about to include the CORELLIAN JEDI concept and bring is back to canon.
It’s a good idea. Let’s see what they can make of it.
Herein lies the biggest claim against us. We cannot find interesting ways to fund our campaigns without selling T-shirts.
But the minute they pull us off means we might become canon.
I dare you to write a story, poem, or scene using this landscape.
Landscapes are often used as a character themselves or to help characterize their residents, an idea held since the earliest societies depended entirely on what their lands were capable of. Landscapes often help shape people as much as the people shape the landscape. With this in mind, try to feel what it would be like to be in the field above and let that inspire you.
Think outside the box!
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